Boxed In

” Yesterday I saw this wino eating grapes. I said, ‘Dude, you have to wait!'” – Mitch Hedberg

Are you a person who’s always on the go? Do you love wine of questionable quality? Then this next product is for you. From the makers of Capri Sun comes Bonito Boxed Wine, the first wine you can take with you anywhere, anytime. No messy corks, no fancy-ass glasses, no bulky bottles you might have to recycle later, just taste-bud-crippling fire water with a fermented-grape kick; the way wine was meant to taste. With Bonito Boxed Wines the party goes with you wherever you go. Just pop in the straw, hold your breath, and booze your way into oblivion. That burning sensation in your throat means it working – trust us. Available at Korean convenience stores. Cheese not included đŸ˜‰

Related Listening:

“Red Red Wine” – UB40

“Mexican Wine” – Fountains of Wayne


One response to “Boxed In

  1. Comes in red too. Tasty.


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