Your eyes are not deceiving you. Pizza Hut, the company responsible for stuffing cheese into every possible crevice of crust and the creating the mind-boggling dessert pizza, have officially changed their name to Pasta Hut. Only time will tell if this marketing move will help kick-start their flagging sales, but it won’t. Haven’t these people learned anything from this year’s election? You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a… well, you get the idea.